Weekend Challenge: Scrooged!

[kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com]

Greetings comrades!  I am running the Weekend Challenge on this fabulous December weekend and I think it’s time for some funny Christmas movie quotes which will hopefully make you laugh or at least smile:)   Simply choose a number between 1 and 40 and I’ll give you an insane quote from Rudolph, Scrooged, The Grinch, Elf or any other unnamed Christmas show that I happen to think is cool :):)

I hope this craziness inspires you, so please be as creative as you can--drabbles/fics can be as long as you want but at least 200 words and you can do any sort of art work the spirit moves you    Just post your work by Thursday night at 11:59pm EST, and you'll be golden.  Lastly, HAVE FUN!!!

Comments

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

May I have two random quotes please?

[kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com]

My first victim :):) Two random prompts, coming right up:

[looking around at dilapidated surroundings] "Well, this is nice. Where are we, Trump Tower?"

Scrooge Promo Announcer: "Seven o'clock. Psychos seize Santa's workshop and only Lee Majors can stop them."

You can off course substitute any name for Lee Majors or for Trump--good luck :):)

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

What is that first one from? And if I stand up, I can see Trump Tower from my window (god help me). 🤣

Thank you (and I love Lee Majors, BTW. The Fall Guy was my after school show when I was younger)!

[kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com]

Both quotes are from Scrooged and I loved The Fall Guy as well--80's shows were the best :)

[asphaltcowgrrl.livejournal.com]

Ah! It's been a long time since I've seen the movie, must rectify that, I think.

Agreed 100%!

[erinm-4600.livejournal.com]

32 please!

[kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com]

Woo hoo, #32:

"This is the loudest snow I've ever heard in my life!"

Good luck :):)

[agdhani.livejournal.com]

10 & 15...we'll see what I can do

[kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com]

Alright, I hope this inspires:

10.  "We're gonna need champagne for 250 people, and send the stuff that you send to me. Don't send the stuff that I send to other people."

15. "When I figure out what that means I'll come up with a crushing reply."

Good luck :):)

[cmk418]

5 & 18 if they haven't been taken please

[kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com]

5 and 18 are totally yours:

5. "I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies (https://parade.com/944248/parade/christmas-cookies/) into the VCR."

18. “And we love having you. When are you leaving?”

Good luck :):)

[helsinkibaby.livejournal.com]

Can I try 7 and 28 please?

[kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com]

#'s 7 and 28, coming right up :)

7. "Do you think I'm way off base here?"       (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001281/?ref_=tt_trv_qu)

"Yes. You're, well, you're a tad off base, sir. That thing looked like The Manson Family Christmas Special!"

28. Santa Claus (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0916467/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): It's Lee Majors! The Six Million Dollar Man

!Lee Majors (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000516/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Santa, is there a back way outta this place?

Santa Claus (https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0916467/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Of course there is Lee, but this is one Santa who's going out the front door.

Good luck :): You can of course change the names to anything you like!

[backrose-17.livejournal.com]

I'll take two random quotes.

[kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com]

Here are two random quotes:

"No, you are a hallucination brought on by alcohol... Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!"

"All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work... 'My back hurts,' 'my legs ache,' 'I'm only four!' The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better!"

Good luck :):)

[thatwasjustadream (from livejournal.com)]

I would take 4 and 8 if not claimed! If so, any random two, please.

[kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com]

#'s 4 and 8 are yours :):)

4. "It’s just nice to meet another human who shares my affinity for elf culture.”

8. "There’s no Christmas in the Army!"

Good luck :):)