Here are two random quotes:

"No, you are a hallucination brought on by alcohol... Russian vodka poisoned by Chernobyl!"

"All day long, I listen to people give me excuses why they can't work... 'My back hurts,' 'my legs ache,' 'I'm only four!' The sooner he learns life isn't handed to him on a silver platter, the better!"

Good luck :):)