ext_41063 ([identity profile] kitmerlot1213.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 1_million_words 2022-12-16 06:37 pm (UTC)

5 and 18 are totally yours:



5. "I'm sorry I ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies (https://parade.com/944248/parade/christmas-cookies/) into the VCR."


18. “And we love having you. When are you leaving?”


Good luck :):)


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