http://ignemferam.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] ignemferam.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] 1_million_words 2013-02-17 03:45 am (UTC)

Doomed (Hawaii Five-0, PG, 100 words)

"What the hell was that?"

"It's called strategic allocation of manpower, Danny. Your strength in talking was best to distract the robbers while Chin and I went in SWAT. It worked well."

"This isn't the first robbery/hostage situation we've encountered, you need to come up with a better reason."

Steve stares at Danny's shirt and replies simply, "Have you seen what you're wearing?"

"I'm wearing a shirt and it's red. This isn't a bullfight. Those lowlifes won't go charging towards anything red."

"Exactly. You're wearing a redshirt."

"What the ever loving fuck, Steven? You can't be serious about that!"

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