It had been a mistake letting Baby Gilbert do the best man's speech, Damon thought as Jeremy's speech referenced first Damon's killing of Isobel, then Damon killing Alaric and it was possibly the only wedding in history where one groom had previously killed the other, and everyone pretended not to notice that Donovan the Token Human had turned it into a drinking game and was taking a sip at every mention of someone Damon killed.

"And that's enough of the speeches," he eventually interrupted, "this is a happy occasion, no one wants to hear any bickering over who killed who..."

As Jeremy stumbled back to his seat beside Matt, Damon wondered what kind of best man speeches Stefan and Enzo would have made had they been there.